why me?

Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! Last Saturday I pushed linda92595 in the mud (-17 points). Last Monday I stole deannaz's purse (-30 points). In May I bought porn for lifesscar (10 points). In April I gave nefru a Dutch Oven (-10 points). In January I caught a purse-snatcher who stole the_ellcrys's purse (30 points). Overall, I've been naughty (-17 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich! Sincerely, xantissa

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